SOMOSGAY Survival Guide
It is a good day to be a part of the Anti-Globalist Coalition. Trump won, hope has been restored, Roger is crying, and the liberals are clutching their pearls.
We will celebrate this weekend in a rapidly deteriorating liberal cess pit where our dollar is worth much more than theirs.
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AIR BNB
Address:
3777 Boulevard Saint-Laurent 1, Montréal, QC H2W 1X8, Canada
WiFi Network: MTLrentals
Password: 37793779
For urgent matters you can call:
Eduardo at +63-935-590-7962 (WhatsApp calls only to avoid int’l fee)
Arthur at 514-562-5579 (before 5:00 pm)
Mike at 514-839-9475 (after 5:00 pm)
Bags can be dropped off after 1pm
Check in is at 4:00 pm
Check-out is at 11:00 am (STRICT POLICY)
Code for the exterior main door of the building is 9869.
Punch in the code and the turn the lock by hand to open.
PLEASE always lock the door behind you by pushing the top button and turning the lock by hand.
Here is an instructional video if you have trouble unlocking the unit:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4Vsu3xLUlec
Then, go up the first flight of stairs to the 2nd FLOOR.
The code for unit A keypad is 1133
Then, go up the second flight of stairs to the 3rd FLOOR.
The code for unit B keypad is 1556
The House Rules:
1- NO excessive noise after 11:30pm (there are neighbors and the walls are thin)!! EXCESSIVE NOISE WILL RESULT IN A FEE AND POSSIBLE EVICTION IF THERE ARE COMPLAINTS.
2- No smoking in unit (fine will be applied)
3- PLEASE put all your trash inside the garbage bag and leave it in the unit. NOT in the street or in front of the property!
4- PLEASE remove shoes in the unit!
5- No drinks or food on the sofa.
PLEASE respect the house rules. Breaking them can result in a fine which will come out of your security deposit.
ITINERARY
Here’s a really rough itinerary.
The only events set in stone are the Paint balling on Friday, the dinner reservations, and the beer tour.
THURSDAY
We arrive around 12pm EST.
We go to lunch:
Burger Bar Crescent
Drop off Stuff @ Airbnb after 1pm
[ gotta fill this time ]
Casual Dinner @ 8 pm:
Yokato Yokabai
Night life >>
FRIDAY
@ 12pm EST – Paintball
Click the link below, Enter your email and buy your ticket before Friday:
Dinner Reservation:
Modavie @ 8:45 PM
SATURDAY
Montreal Brewpub Experience Craft Beer Tour
Saturday, November 9, 2024 at 2:30 PM – 5:30 PM
Dinner Reservation:
Le Serpent @ 9:00 PM
SUNDAY
I’m not sure.
We will figure it out I guess
BREAKFAST
Good morning maricones. Below is a good Yelp list of breakfast spots near the airbnb.
COFFEE
HOMO SOS
If you’re a homo in need, please send us an SOS message, we probably won’t read it though. So feel free to say payasadas here.
- kamala : you into milfs bad boys ? 🐦⬛ ahawhawh
- anon : 8===D
- Ed : My penis is so small and smelly
- Mike : WOW, this is gay. I love it!
- T dog : Got it
- guest_5487 : Hi
- cas : Test !!!! soy gay test test
- hello : hi